I digress with a joke from @Joelosteen about a God fearing woman who had a heart attack…#KOT

One day a God fearing woman had a heart attack, and almost died. She came to on the operating table and the only Question she had for God was, “is this it?”.

God told her that she still had 40 more years to live. She was so happy.

After recovering from the heart attack, she decided to have plastic surgery, face lift and a tummy-tuck, in the same hospital before she went home.

After the procedures and healing she was released from hospital. She was knocked down by a car as she crossed the street, and died.

On arriving in heaven, she was eager to know why God had broken his promise to her. So she asked God, “what happened to my 40 years?”

“I didn’t recognize you”, God answered.           

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One Response to “I digress with a joke from @Joelosteen about a God fearing woman who had a heart attack…#KOT”

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